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Black People Can Extinguish A Fire Just by Dissing It

via New and Improved Stereotypes.

Aborigines Believe Photographs Steal Your Wallet

via New and Improved Stereotypes.

Germans can get pregnant from the sound of David Hasslehoff’s voice …

” Newly Invented Steriotypes ” is my new favorite blog ! Haha .

New Yorkers Lack The Ability To Recognize Faces …

” Newly Invented Steriotypes ” is my new favorite blog ! Haha .

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Small Rant - ENJOY (:

Can I say something?

I’m not alright with that stupid freaking High School Musical girl, Olyssa… WHATEVER, ruining my good old Greek. Does anyone else watch it? Because I sure do, and having her there is just like, a total eye-sore.

Then in the season finale she had to bust out with like, three of these horrible high school musical jokes… I say, NO. Get out. Take a hike.

Reblog if…

fuckyeah1990s:

You miss those school Halloween parties, where you didn’t have do any work and you watched some Disney Halloween movie. Eating pizza in class, and stuffing your face with candy until you wanted to barf. When your school had a Halloween parade, and your parent’s came to watch and take photos of you in your home-made costume/costume. Running home from school in your costume, and you didn’t have to worry about doing homework that night. Shoving your dinner down your throat, just so you could make it outside before it got dark. Using a pillowcase or pumpkin tin to get all your candy. Trick or treating every single house, even the one’s without the lights on…Cause you knew they where still in there. Getting crappy candy, pennies, apples, or raisins…And shoving them down to the bottom of your bag, just so you wouldn’t have to see it until months later. Getting home hours later, only to have your parent’s monitor your candy OR HIDE IT FROM YOU so you wouldn’t go into a sugar coma. And before bed you snuck down stairs to catch the last twenty minutes of Halloween or Nightmare on Elm’s street, and scaring the shit out of yourself until you slumped to bed still in your costume.